Back Down to Earth

 

earth    Photo: Moon and Earth from Space by Виталий Смолыгин

 

Had it not been for the discovery of something strange in his garden pond, ten-year-old David Dawson would have had another dull day in what was fast becoming a dreary week. The summer holidays had arrived, bringing endless days of football in the park or WWZ WrestleFest on the Playstation. Except that good things never last. Everything was fine for the first four weeks, apart from the traditional British weather. But can you have too much of a good thing?

“Mum, there’s nothing to do. I’m bored!”

“Well, normally, you’re off to spend the day with Josh.” David shook his head and stared at the ceiling.

“I told you ages ago, Mum, he’s on holiday for two weeks. Why did he have to go now? It’s just not fair.” David looked down from the ceiling and took a couple of backward steps, just in case his mum was tempted to give him a cuddle. Why didn’t she realise that he was too old for all that stuff? He nervously pulled the peak of his baseball cap further over his face. His mum gave him a knowing smile, but nothing more.

“David, you can help me with the ironing if…” But he had gone, out through the back door, to his garden retreat. Or ‘Mission Control’ as he had named the former shed. Why? Because David’s great passion, apart from football, WWZ WrestleFest, and spending quality time with his best friend Josh, was SPACE. Anything from Star Trek to Sputnik, Han Solo to Halley’s Comet. Which possibly made the strange visitor to his garden a little easier to explain. Or maybe not.
Without so much as an “Excuse me”, or a “Take me to your leader”, something that resembled a cross between a large firework and a shiny tin can, flew low over the lawn, bounced off the kitchen window, and dropped in the garden pond. Curiously, it hardly made a ripple on entry. Was this Science Fiction or a genuine U.F.O. alert? The sickening crack in the kitchen window looked real enough.
In the few seconds it took for David to reach the splashdown zone, the Koi Carp had recovered from their trauma, and were now swimming, without a care in the world. Maybe they had just forgotten the whole incident. 
David certainly hadn’t. He peered into the same depths of underwater pondweed. Had the Alien Invasion already begun?
Being only ten, David had never seen a real alien before and didn’t know what to expect. It came as something of a shock to find out that this particular space invader was grey in colour, humanoid in shape and only four inches tall! The immediate answer to what it was doing in his pond was soon answered. It appeared to be a celestial variation on the breaststroke.

“Help me out of the pond, Earthling!” The little man spoke in a surprisingly powerful metallic voice.

“You speak English! Er… yeah, sure. There you go.”

“Rescue my craft or face the consequences!”

“Wow, wait till I tell Josh about this. He’ll go hyper!”

“Do not tell anyone of my arrival, or I will be forced to call in the Imperial Fleet!”

“Okay okay, let me put you in Mission Control to dry out, and I’ll come back for your spaceship. My name’s David by the way. What do I call you?”

“My Personal Identification cannot be translated into any earth language. The given name ‘Reg’ is your nearest equivalent.

”

So that’s how Reg spent a few minutes drying in front of a portable fan in Mission Control, while David fished the craft out from the murky depths. Pulling in his prize, David was a little disappointed. His big chance to examine a spacecraft at first hand and it looked no better than a glorified tin can. He took the wet and dripping cylinder, pulled off the pondweed and placed it on the bench next to the little spaceman.

“Reg? Be honest, did you really travel from Outer Space in that?” Reg turned a deep shade of metallic blue. He bowed his head.

“Please forgive my earlier behaviour; I’m still learning your customs. It’s not a proper spacecraft, by the way. You don’t think I’d travel all the way from the Delta Quadrant in a food container do you?” 
David smiled.

“That’s alright Reg, no harm done. So it is a tin can!”
Reg looked sheepish.

“I’m on a Cultural Exchange visit to your planet. I’m currently starring in an interactive exhibit at the British National Space Centre at Leicester. We encourage young people visiting the Centre to have a go and make their own spacecraft out of basic materials. I was chosen to pilot the winning entry and see how far I could get. I think this one travelled about forty-five miles – that’s the best yet! One or two problems with the landing gear, but it’s not bad for a first flight.”

Aliens, thought David. So that’s what they have at the British Space Centre!

Reg shook the last of the pond water from his head. “Well, David, the Recovery Team will be here in a minute. Can you leave me and my craft outside your front gate, so they can pick me up? Thanks again.” Reg held out his tiny hand and shook the tip of David’s right index finger. David felt numb.

“But I’ve so many questions to ask. Will I see you again?”

“Oh yes, I nearly forgot! As a big ‘thank you’ for the help you’ve given me, just call my Manager, and he’ll arrange for you to visit me in Leicester, all expenses paid. Here’s my business card. You might need a microscope to read it though.” Reg carefully placed a small speck in David’s palm.
“Reg? You said you were on an exchange visit. So, someone from earth must be going to your planet?”

“He’s already there. Your Cultural Ambassador came over to us, several of your earth decades ago. He liked it so much he decided to stay. I can’t tell you his name because it’s a secret. But I can tell you that he’s an entertainer, and he arrived wearing a rather sparkly white jump-suit and shades.”

“Sorry Reg. Can’t say it means anything.”

“Ask your elders. They might be familiar with him.”
And there the story appeared to end. David never did see anyone pick up Reg and his tin can. But disappear they did. The speck of a business card also vanished, although it’s possible it could have slipped through David’s fingers. Strangest of all, The National Space Centre denied ever having had intergalactic visitors. “This is a serious scientific institution, young man – although to be fair – we have two Daleks in the foyer.”
David looked to the heavens and wondered if somewhere in the Delta Quadrant, Earth’s Cultural Ambassador was feeling lonesome tonight.
After some reflection, David took the blame for the cracked window and decided he wouldn’t tell Josh about it after all.

One Night Glove Affair

cane-shadePhoto: Cane Shade by Kondo Yukihiro

 

This story was originally written as an Writing Group exercise: to show only one side of a phone conversation, but still have it making sense. 

“So you want to look around and take a few photos? And you’ll be paying us. How much? Ooh, bless you! Oh yes, I’ve still got her gloves, she left them on my counter and stomped out, all of a fluster. Mind you, she had other things on her mind at the time. Pre-occupied you could say she was. Oh, I don’t think I could let you keep them, it just wouldn’t be right. But taking a few photos of them wouldn’t hurt. It’ll cost you a little extra of course, for my trouble. You just name the day, ducky!

I’m afraid we’re not at our best at the moment. Truth is, we’ve not been for a few years now. Look how nice the weather’s been. If it was always this hot, there’d be no need for anyone to go abroad, would there? Ahhh, the best summer we’ve had for years, but we’ve only got a handful of clientele in. Says it all really. My Arthur, God rest him, would be heartbroken to see how bad it’s got. To think, he fought in Korea to keep this place open. Even though we didn’t buy it until 1965. And no, before you ask, my Arthur wasn’t at the front line. But he never was a well man, even as a boy. People think he had it easy as a supply clerk, but wasn’t it Churchill what said ‘An Army runs on its motor oil.’ Or was it Napoleon? Anyway, it was my Arthur what ordered the motor oil, thank you very much. Enough said on that particular subject.

Ah, but it was always me what had to shoulder the burden on the Home Front, if you know what I mean. True, it was him what thought of the name ‘Central Hotel’, but seeing as we were only a hundred yards from Central Station, he didn’t have to work too much with that one, now did he? Not that work was ever his strong point, bless him.

Yes, back to this young couple you seem so interested in. I can always tell the ones that aren’t married. They’re all over each other, for a start. To be honest, it was her that was doing all the touching. Trying to grab his derriere, she was. And his unmentionables, I shouldn’t wonder. All with a big grin on her face, the hussy. What he saw in a stick insect like her I don’t know. She could have done with a good meal inside her. But I think she had other ideas. Why the interest in her anyway? And how did you know she was here? I hope this is all above board…

Oh yes, he was trying to keep it decent. My Arthur was like that. Decent. A bit too decent, sometimes. I remember saying to him, ‘Now it’s legal, you don’t always have to be the gentleman.’ Not that it made much difference. But as I said, he wasn’t a well man.

So, this pair – they were all dressed in this flash sports gear. She was wearing a pair of those fingerless biking gloves. Rather appropriate, if you follow my line of thinking about her. Jezebel! Yes, I’m looking at them now – some modern material, I shouldn’t wonder. All sticky and sweaty. I shouldn’t like to think why. Oh, they’re not nice cotton ones like I used to wear when Arthur took me up Sutton to the tea dance. He always met me inside you know. Aye, I bet it saved him a fortune. You must know what a tea dance is? Ooh, it is hot today isn’t it? I’m quite perspiring myself!

But yes, this couple. I heard them whispering about what name to put down in the register. They must think I fell off the Christmas tree. He was wearing a shiny gold ring but she wasn’t. If she had anything about her, she would have bought herself a cheap ring, to fool the likes of me. Doesn’t happen these days, which is a shame. If we weren’t so short of guests, I wouldn’t allow them in. But I can’t afford to be choosy these days.

No, they’ve both gone. Just stayed one night and left. I saw her this morning, looking like she hadn’t slept a wink. Oh yes! She asked me something about her having a ‘mobile e-top up’. I says we’ll have no truck with druggies here! I threatened to call the coppers in and she was out like a shot. That was how she left her gloves here. I doubt she’ll be back.

He must have left earlier. Left me a nice tip in his room though. Nice looking lad. If I was a few years younger… I turned a few heads in my day, you know. Up Stanton Hill anyway.

So you say this lad’s been in the news? A footballer carrying on behind his wife’s back? Shocking! I’m not saying it’s all his fault, mind. It takes two to tango. And these modern women are more interested in their careers than looking after their men!

You never did say what newspaper you’re from. Oh, my! You’ve got to be joking! Actually, my Arthur insisted we only have the Mirror. Said it’s a cut above your shower. I don’t need your kind of publicity, young man. And I’ll thank you not to call me again. Good day!”

Ticket to Ride

morning-bus-station
Photo: Morning Bus Station by George Hodan

 

Jimmy Stewart sat hunched on the cold metal seat, with chin tucked uncomfortably inside his well-worn coat. He no longer took in his surroundings – in fact, having to experience the Bus Station on a daily basis, he did his best to actively ignore them.
Jimmy gripped his rolled-up newspaper tightly and shut his mind to the Monday afternoon queues. He had enough problems of his own without having to share their burden. He was forty-two years old, without a job, and a hairline that wasn’t so much receding as in full retreat. The light at the end of the tunnel had long since been extinguished.
“Come on then, we’ll have ya!” The harsh teenage voice coiled its way round the walkways like a snake looking for prey. Was he the intended target? He shuddered and waited for the confrontation that never came. There was a sudden movement in the queue, but the youths passed him by without a glance. Jimmy was relieved, yet somehow disappointed. He wasn’t even worthy of being a victim. Even so, he couldn’t help but give silent thanks to the dog-eared paperback, “The Power of Positive Thinking” that he always kept in his inner coat pocket. It gave him confidence, and made so much more sense than keeping a rabbit’s foot or other silly charm.
There was a murmur of anticipation, followed by increased movement, as a single-decker bus crawled its way into Bay 15. Jimmy rose to his feet and found his way blocked by a rather unpleasant-looking man with neck tattoos and a shaven head.
“Excuse me”, Jimmy’s voice was little more than a whisper. He made the briefest of eye contact, and then looked away. The man smiled, and stepped back obligingly. Jimmy touched his newspaper to his head in acknowledgement, and then immediately wished he hadn’t.
The queue shuffled forward, and Jimmy joined the line. He wondered whether he should take his wallet out here (and risk being robbed) or wait until he was on the bus. If he couldn’t find the right change there, everyone would be watching. He decided to wait. Jimmy was used to waiting, taking his turn. He had never been one to stand out in the crowd or make a scene.
Once inside the bus’ protective cage, he felt safe enough to open his wallet and look inside for the fare. Mercifully, the correct change seemed to fall into his hand. He took his ticket and gratefully headed for the nearest available empty seat.
“Hey, you’ve dropped something, mate.” The driver pointed at two neatly folded pieces of paper huddled together near the door. Jimmy sheepishly made his way forward and picked them up. He recognised his two lottery tickets straight away. He had hurriedly pushed them in his wallet a couple of days ago, and there they were, lying on the floor. He returned them to a safer compartment of his wallet, with zip protection, and sat down with all the dignity he could muster.

Jimmy didn’t like to break his routines. He always bought two lottery tickets from the Fast News Shack on a Saturday afternoon. He would then check his numbers from the Monday paper. There was no rush to get the result. Why dash your hopes instantly, when you can fantasize for a day or two first?
He was sure one or two passengers were staring at him. He didn’t know why, but he didn’t like it. He opened the paper at a random page and hid himself behind its tabloid shield.
Jimmy scanned through the pages without any great enthusiasm. There didn’t seem to be much of interest happening in the world today. No unfortunate Government Ministers caught with their trousers down, no Premier League celebrity lawyers taking easy money from their non-entity clients. Just enough shallow and trivial happenings to fill a gossip-hungry newspaper.

Then he saw them – last night’s winning lottery numbers. Jimmy had a look, just a casual look. Then he looked again, and again. They were familiar. VERY FAMILIAR. Maybe he was mistaken? No, he would recognise the sequence anywhere.
HE HAD THOSE SIX NUMBERS!
The ones he put on faithfully, week after week, without a win and without a hope. Jimmy thought that his was the only combination that statistically had no chance of winning. Until now. Granted, he only had three matches per ticket. But that was a small point that could be sorted out later. Maybe the small-print covered issues like this.
Then the doubts began to creep in. As he knew they would. Jimmy knew he had to see a hard copy of the numbers that were in his head, just to make sure his memory wasn’t playing cruel tricks on him, in the way that memories sometimes do.
But Jimmy couldn’t check his tickets – not here, with all these people looking over his shoulder. Someone would see the numbers and then they all would know, and they would make him give up the tickets by force. Or by showing him up. There would be no escape.
Jimmy left the bus at the first available stop. The driver gave him a strange look, but Jimmy didn’t think he could have known.
Although no-one else got off, Jimmy still felt open and exposed. After a few seconds of watching the traffic drive past, too close for comfort, he headed for the relative safety of nearby park. With no-one in sight, now was the moment. The moment of truth. Even though Jimmy knew the outcome, it was with sweaty palms and a pounding in his head that he opened his wallet and slowly unfolded the tickets…
Don’t they say that six numbers equals the jackpot?
This time there was no cruel twist of fate, just six of the numbers that he always picked, the same numbers that meant he was about to probably become a millionaire, maybe a billionaire, who knows- even a ZILLIONAIRE! Just thinking about it made Jimmy tingle.

He stuffed the tickets into a trouser pocket, and set off running. He had to phone the Claims Line now, nothing else mattered. He needed a phone box, and he needed one badly. Jimmy had never bought himself a mobile phone – after all, they’re not sure about the radiation effects are they? Right now, he would have traded a short burst of microwaves to the brain for two tin cans and a length of string.
Several minutes and only three changes of direction later, Jimmy found himself an empty phone box. Fortunately, he didn’t have time to consider that although nearly all phone boxes are working these days, they still have that all-too-familiar smell about them.
Jimmy arranged the change from his wallet in ascending order. He put the smallest value coin into the phone. After all, the fact that you’ve won a few million quid doesn’t mean you should start throwing your cash around, does it?
As he listened to the dialling tones, it began to sink in just what had happened. He took a deep breath, savoured the moment and felt a warm glow inside. A bit like pouring chocolate sauce over a hot sponge pudding, but more financially rewarding.
Who knows, Jimmy Stewart could become a household name…
Jimmy was almost disappointed when a female voice cut into his lovely positive feelings.
“Hello Lottery Claims Line, Chantelle speakin’. How can I help ya?” The voice had a ‘Don’t bother me ’cos I’m chewing gum and polishing my nails’ quality about it.

“My numbers came up. I’ve won!” Jimmy punched the air in silent salute to the adoring masses. He enjoyed it so much – he did it again!
“Oh is that so, I’m really happy for ya.” said nasal Chantelle, with all the enthusiasm of a male black widow spider that’s just read his tea leaves. But there was no holding back Jimmy now.
“I can’t believe it, it’s just…well, I’ve never won anything before, and now this!”
Jimmy’s thoughts of being presented with a cheque the size of a door, were cruelly interrupted.
“Yeah, so what’s your name?” The accent was vaguely Newcastle – the attitude seriously New York.
“Jimmy…er, Mister James Stewart.”
“And where do ya live, Mister James Stewart?”
“Er, 25…”
“No, what’s your postcode? We can tell what your address is from that.”
“I know what my address is.”

Chantelle was starting to get really irritated by this Jackie Stewart bloke. Luckily she was too much the professional to let it show.
“Listen, Mister. No postcode, no wonga. Ya nooo wot I mean?”
Poor Jimmy. He was starting to get flustered. His postcode, the key to unlocking his cash windfall, was just out of reach.

Think, Jimmy, think!

“Would my phone number help…at all?”
“Oh please, and why would I want your phone number, huh?”
“Because I’ve just won the Jackpot. Six numbers. The Works.”

Chantelle’s ears sprang forward like a startled cat.
“Oh, I see… your home phone number would be just fine. My name’s Chantelle. Could you pass me your details now, please, Sir.”
What a difference, thought Jimmy. Instant respect! Maybe the usual trip to the Seaside might be for two this year…Looks like he may have hit the jackpot in more ways than one.
The End.

Forgive or Forget?

lily Photo: Lily by Anna Langova

 

She wore a frown like an open wound; coming here to visit me had not been easy. I watched her frosted breath rise as she walked through the wrought iron gates. Huddled against the winter cold, she took slow measured strides up the long tarmac drive. In her arms, she cradled a slim package.

It had been a few months, I suppose, since I had last seen Amanda. But time had stood still for me since that day, like I was waiting in limbo. My last words to her had been spoken in anger. How I’ve wished that I could turn back the clock.
I was on a last warning and blew it. Big time. “You have one more drink and we’re finished.” Amanda’s words were a stark warning I should have heeded.
I don’t know how the argument started that night. Probably something trivial like which TV channel we should watch. But on that hot July night, it ignited another row.
I needed space to chill out, and get myself together. I told her I was going out for cigarettes; one bad habit I could control. “Come back in a better mood!” Her words were snatched away, as I slammed the door behind me.
As I drove past O’Malley’s, the warm lights were soft and welcoming. I tore my gaze away and drove on towards the Late Kabin. No point making a bad situation worse. I got my smokes, and as an afterthought, a bouquet of white flowers. How they keep them fresh on hot nights, I’ll never know.
Behind the counter, Mr Krishna looked over his half-rimmed spectacles and smiled a knowing smile. “Ah, Peace lilies again. Ideal for mending broken fences,” he paused, looking unusually serious, “and broken hearts.”
I gave him the money and a weak smile. “I don’t know what sort they are, they just look alright!”
As I settled back into my Ford, I began to develop an idea. I could have a couple of cokes at O’Malley’s and a few laughs with the lads. Home in an hour, before the flowers start to wilt. Then who knows, it could be my lucky night? Maybe, I should have bought chocolates as well…
A ‘couple of cokes’ – who was I kidding? After a few beers and whisky chasers, I was just getting into my stride. But then something happened. I don’t know what did it, but I kept thinking about Mr Krishna at the Kabin. Something in his eyes; something in what he said. It was almost like he knew it was more serious this time.
After drinking up, I said my goodbyes and left. That brief feeling of anxiety I had in the bar had already left me; after all, I hadn’t even been in there an hour. As my car pulled away from O’Malley’s I remember reaching to change the CD.
I didn’t see the car that hit me until it was too late. Brakes screaming, it ploughed straight into my door. I can still picture the pretty face of the woman driver, twisted in horror. My door caved in, pinning me to the seat. Then, thankfully, everything faded out.

Amanda came to visit me a few times while I was in hospital. But I could see that something had changed. She knew that I had been drinking, and the accident had been my fault. Fortunately, the other driver wasn’t physically injured, just badly shaken. I wish I could have apologised, but I never saw her again; it was all dealt with through insurance companies. Amanda’s visits became shorter and shorter. Then they stopped.
When I left hospital, after a couple of weeks, I didn’t return to Amanda. It was impossible; everything had changed.
Through these long months, I’ve wondered if she’d ever come to visit me. She was only a couple of miles away, but there was a great divide between us. I knew we wouldn’t get back together, but I needed to know she still cared. Then, just maybe, we could both move forward.

As she walked closer, I could see she had been crying. Her eyes were red and swollen. It was taking all of her strength to even be here. She stopped a few feet away from me and slowly unwrapped the package. I recognised the white flowers straight away. Ideal for mending broken fences and broken hearts. Amanda carefully arranged them in the vase, her fresh tears moistening the petals.
She leaned closer and whispered, “I’m so sorry, Paul. It was just too painful to visit. I felt somehow that it was my fault, like I had driven you away. If we hadn’t argued that night, we’d still be together. I really miss you, but somehow I’ve got to keep going. One day at a time.”
She knelt down again and her forefinger traced my name. ‘PAUL’. For the first time, I had the courage to read the rest of the inscription.
PAUL ROBERTS
1963 – 2003
TAKEN TOO SOON.
ALWAYS FORGIVEN,
NEVER FORGOTTEN.
I knew that somehow she could feel my presence, if only for a brief moment. I hoped it would give her the comfort she needed. As for me, the warm lights that beckoned weren’t from any pub or bar.
It was time for us both to move on.