© 2014 Steve Lakey
- All the feedback from our house viewings is consistent. Nobody sees “Here be Dragons” as a positive feature. Too much a fire risk!
- Ignoring the rising tide of Global Warmers, he kept his head deep in the sand.
- Is reincarnation the ultimate makeover? Or is it a Make-over by the Ultimate?
- He wore purple laces at the club, and was always first on the dance floor. But he just couldn’t find the nerve to ask her out.
- Jim sifted through the divorce papers in the hope of finding a mistake. After a fruitless search, he sadly put pen to paper.
- All Jim’s siblings dutifully came to his viewing. Which was more than they had done while he was still alive.
- Fleeing persecution, she sits behind cold steel bars. Awaiting her fate, trapped between two countries.
- The great day had arrived! The Boss who had made their working lives a misery was finally about to retire. What? Leaving? Do!
- The lads are up for back-to-basics camping. No beds? Cool. No water/electric? That’s OK. No phone charger? Dad, come and get us!
- Chess champion Ivan thought he had the supercomputer on the run. But when the program attacked, the Grandmaster became its pupil.
- “If you want to hand out sunbeams, you got to deal with the occasional hailstones” – Weather Presenters’ Handbook
- Companies of tragic heroes, under Flanders fields. Hidden from our sight, a Century ago.
- Today was a sad reminder: the number of International Happiness Days left in his life was slowly, but surely, running out.
- Jim thought that going busking every day would drastically improve his finances. But it only made a small change.
- He loved it when the girls said “Ciao!” He could pretend, just for a moment, that they were saying “Hello!” and not “Goodbye!”
Walk the Self-Talk 