Photo © Al Forbes 2015
Finally, the truth can be revealed, straight from the horses mouth.
You’ll be familiar with the official version of the ‘George and the Dragon’ story. Now I’m going to put things right.
My name is Prosecco, although my friends call me Pretty. I was Prince George’s Pony and private confidante for many years. I’ve got nothing against him personally, in fact I’ve spent much of my life supporting him. But I think he’s been badly advised not to go public with this.
You see, George should have been the patsy. He was told to saddle his pony, Pretty, and kill a dragon that was holding Princess Posy in a poor province. But Posy’s wicked stepmother Pansy had turned Posy into a dragon. The plan was, George, the patsy, would kill the dragon, who in death, would turn back to Posy, leaving George to take the blame. Pansy would be then free to rule the Kingdom, and poor George would be left in the slammer. Quite the perfect plan? Possibly.
But Pretty prevented Pansy’s slippery scheme!
When we first caught sight of it, the dragon looked a little too feminine, wearing a designer outfit and tiara. I whispered my suspicions to George and he did the rest. George shouted Posy’s name in her presence, and the spell was broken. And that’s Pretty much all she wrote.
But the Palace spin doctors didn’t want any whiff of a scandal. So, officially, ‘George killed the Dragon’, and Pansy is apparently on an extended world tour, out of the spotlight. In fact, Pansy is having a ‘permanent staycation’, and she’ll be cleaning the Dungeon floors with a toothbrush for many a long year.
Me, I was pensioned off with a pleasant young groom, and a nice stable environment to live out my days. But I just wanted to set the record straight in a dignified manner (and maybe get a book/movie deal) before I get too old.
Not too much to ask is it?
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8 thoughts on “‘GEORGE MARRIES DRAGON’ SHOCKER!”
Wonderful. I love the confessional approach. Hope you get that book deal, or a reality show 🙂
Thanks. A reality show could be a great idea!
I really enjoyed reading this and personally, I don’t think that’s too much to ask at all. LOL! Very creative!
Thank you! 🙂
He definitely deserves a book or film deal.
Good story and very imaginative!
Thanks! Maybe a chat show?
Spin Doctors are everywhere.
Who would have thought the Royal Family need spin doctors… Oh! 😉