Photo Copyright: Douglas M. MacIlroy
Please Mr Spielberg…
I’m Kelvin Codner. That’s me in the photo – the orange fish in the middle. You may remember me from such films as ‘A Fish called Codner” and ‘Dude, Where’s my Carp?’
I make a splash in a crowd scene – you won’t catch me ‘sleeping with the fishes’!
Can I do comedy? Don’t make me laugh! You should see my double act with ‘Salmon Dave’, “Live in the Hollywood Bowl”.
I’m also very versatile. A review for ‘Waterworld’ stated, “Codner is mouth-watering. He just gets batter with every part.”
In short, I’m a scale model of Jaws!