Photo: © Al Forbes 2014
Dear Cedar Thyme School for Boys,
So you have been around for a long time – since 1753, according to the plaque above your expensive-looking solid oak doors. Big deal! We at Steeltown Comprehensive (founded 2013) are here to stay. And we’ve got a nice new modern building with upvc double glazing!
Some of the lads at the school asked me to write this note as they think I’m one of the cleverer ones. They say I won’t just threaten you with violence – which, if I did, might be fun – but it would get our school closed down, or something.
We have the misfortune to share a boundary wall with you. But the way you toffs keep throwing bottles and stuff at us has got to stop. After complaints from parents, the council put up some sort of metal tunnel to protect us as we enter and leave. But there are huge gaps in it, so we’re still getting hit.
Don’t forget, throwing missiles – it’s not big or clever. It’s probably illegal too.
Some of our teachers have written to your school, to ask them to put a stop to it. They said they’d look into it. But it was all written off as ‘high jinks’ and a bit of boisterous boys’ behaviour. In short, nothing much happened.
So we’ve decided to take matters into our own hands. My dad is a builder, and over the holidays, he and his mates are going to tear down that flimsy tunnel, and build a proper solid one. They’ve recently taken down an old railway bridge and they’ve got all this spare stone. Funny how things work out, if you follow my train of thought…
So, when you come back in the New Year, expect us to be fully protected. But not only that, they’re going to put ‘firing slots’ in the stone. You won’t hit us, but we could hit you!!
I’m not saying we will (for legal reasons, ok).
Now we’re playing by Steeltown Rules! It’s payback, Thyme!
“Brainy” Brian Thomas,
Steeltown Comprehensive School.
This story was prompted by Sunday Photo Fiction, November 30th 2014, hosted by Al Forbes.
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The story and photos are also entered for the Pixel Prose Challenge, hosted by Amanda Lakey at UniqueArt Chic.com.
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17 thoughts on “Steeltown Rules!”
That’s telling ’em!
Thanks! My original idea was a bit darker than this, but I liked the idea of it being a bit silly. 🙂
Silly works for me.
But keep the dark stuff in a safe place. 🙂
Love that.. Just working on mine.. too many distractions.
Thanks. Glad you liked it! 🙂
So witty Steve! Now that bridge looks decidedly spooky, and all kinds of ghost stories spring to mind, maybe I’ve been watching too many Criminal Mind episodes 😀 ❤
Of course, when it’s rebuilt, it may not look so spooky! 🙂
That did make me laugh. Especially as it was signed by the Head teacher 😀
Thanks, Al. He couldn’t quite keep the threats out of his letter – a perfect choice to be Head at Steeltown!
I think you’re right 😀
LOL good one Steve 🙂 I particularly loved the ending. The students should be proud of their head teacher.
Thanks Lyn, he’s definitely ‘one of the boys’! 🙂
Always nice to have some comic relief.
That boys will be boys stuff only goes so far.
And well someone could get bawdily hurt. 🙂
Thanks for the comment. 🙂
I loved this, gave me a good giggle 😜
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