Food Forethought

Leo/Lissie                        Leo                                                            Lissie

(Leo)
Not much of a barker
I don’t like to yap
you’ll see my tail wagging
when I’ve had a nap.

Oh, give me a minute
I just need to rest
if you want to see me
looking my best.

When it’s dinner time
please just pat my head
and in forty winks
I’ll be out of my bed.

(Lissie)
You won’t catch me
lying snug in my bed
when there’s a good chance
of me getting fed.

I’m older and wiser
of that there’s no doubt.
I don’t waste my time
in running about.

I’ll make an exception
when there’s food in my bowl
I’m first in the queue
cos that’s how I roll.

The photo and poem were prompted by Pixel Prose Challenge, October 26th 2014, hosted by Amanda Lakey at UniqueArtChic.comClick the logo for more details.

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Train of Thought

 

Passenger

Photo and Poetry © Steve Lakey 2014

Hey, you there! Hear what I say!
I just can’t stand being sat all day.
Though the odd delay wouldn’t hurt a bit
They’ve made me look like a First Class twit.

The service on this train is poor
No steward’s entered through my door,
It’s the last time I will use a train
the standards have gone down the drain.

Sitting like a tailor’s dummy
I don’t intend to pay out money,
Until this carriage moves a mile
This whole trip has been just vile.

No more do I want to roam
I just want to get back home,
Even you would want to fidget
If you’d been left like a wax exhibit.

The photo was taken at the National Railway Museum, York, UK. I wondered what the ‘gentleman’ in the photo might be thinking…

The photo and poem were prompted by Pixel Prose Challenge, October 19th 2014, hosted by Amanda Lakey at UniqueArtChic.comClick the logo for more details.

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Trial by Fire

Telescope

Photo: © Al Forbes 2014. Fiction: © Steve Lakey 2014 

 

My neighbours had turned me in. They told me I was a stupid teenager to break the telescope. How could anyone see the boats coming in now? They said that boys like me only cared about ourselves and gave the village a bad name.

How very brave of them, disowning me through the bars of my cell, before walking away. But I couldn’t live in the world that they accepted, and I had to do something – anything – to tear it down.

The Police had tried to break me, to see me cry. I had cried once, but told them nothing they wanted to know. The hours passed. They had been ‘nice’, and they had used threats. But I had not given in.

“Why that particular telescope? Why now?”

“What other offences of vandalism have you committed?”

“Who else was involved?”

The two policemen weren’t trying to establish guilt – that was already decided from the moment my name was passed on. They wanted to see who else they could pull in. I didn’t have to hold out for long.  I knew they weren’t going to bother a magistrate with a case like this…

My cell door opened and I was led out, blinking, into the sunlit courtyard. A line of grey-clad soldiers were waiting, rifles by their sides.

As the blindfold plunged me into darkness, I cleared my throat and shouted with my last breath.

“Soon the Allies will come and you will be gone! Vive la France!”

 

This story was prompted by Sunday Photo Fiction October 19th 2014, hosted by Al Forbes. Click the logo for more details.

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Steady Eddie

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Photo and Poetry © Steve Lakey 2014

When you get to my age
the years start to hurtle
I’m a giant tortoise
not a ninja turtle!

It’s time to embrace
nature’s given me a hint
that Life is a marathon,
there’s no need to sprint!

Don’t pass me by
without giving a wave
for all you know
I’ve one foot in the grave.

But don’t write me off
I’m not feeling down
won’t call it a day
’til I’m put underground.

Some call me a saint,
some say I’m a sinner
what matters to me
is I still get me dinner.

I don’t need a toast
so don’t raise your glass
shift out of my way
it’s time for lush grass!

This photo and poem are prompted by Pixel Prose Challenge, October 12th 2014, hosted by Amanda Lakey at UniqueArtChic.com

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Senior Señors

Demolition Photo: © Al Forbes 2014

Bob and Pat had been in the Building trade for more than 70 years between them. You don’t have that sort of experience without knowing where you can get the best meal and a pint. On Friday’s it was always an early finish, then off to the pub for the afternoon. On this particular Friday, it was Two Meals for a Tenner at the Stoat and Ferret on Market Street.

After a trip to the bar, they took a quiet table by the window, away from the noise and activity. A frown briefly crossed Bob’s face as he checked his pockets. “I think I’ve forgotten me wallet again!” It was the same corny line he used every week. Pat shook his head and took a long swallow from his pint of Dirty Fingers Ale. “Don’t worry, it’s yer age, mate!”

After a few minutes, their Pie and Mash arrived, and for a short time, all conversation stopped.

Pat looked over at Bob’s emptying plate and waved his fork in Bob’s general direction. “Slow down, mate, what’s the rush? The bosses can’t touch us now. What could they ever do to us ‘Senior Señors’?”

Bob grinned and nodded at their nickname, but his mouth was too full to reply. For years, they had been the oldest lads on the building sites, and with their regular golfing holidays to Spain, the tag had suited them to a tee.

After their meals, and a quick trip to the Gents, Pat wanted them both to settle down for a long session on the pool table. Bob wasn’t listening – something outside had caught his attention. “Pat, look there! There’s some young ‘uns at the cab of that Cat excavator! Looks like they should be at school too, by the age of ‘em!”

Pat followed Bob’s gaze through the window at the nearby building site.
“Leave it Bob! We’ve finished now. Let’s have a game of pool.”

Bob reluctantly agreed and selected a new cue from the rack. He still couldn’t get used to them both being in retirement. Senior Señors, indeed.

 

This story was prompted by Sunday Photo Fiction October 12th 2014, hosted by Al Forbes. Click the logo for more details.

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